If XMAS bitches

OK I know, I know I promised more posts and no more animations. Well I kept one of those promises. Yip you guessed it I haven't done an animation in ages! OK so we are heading into to the final and most hated month of the bartending calendar. Xmas is here roll on February so we can take it easy, talk to our beloved customers and I do love every single one of them except that "twat" who sits at my bar and orders "French Martini's" grow some balls nut sack. Oh and the guy who told me he was a cosmopolitan connoisseur. Really? I mean your a grown man that's like saying your a connoisseur of shit, not very impressive, anyway I love everyone with equal measures of love and disdain.

I haven't heard from Alex Katrana lately but I'm sure he is of fighting evil in some far away lands. Or he just could be working down at the Artisan. So pop in and buy a drink to keep him in a life that he is accustomed to if you mention guerrillabartending, you might receive a discount but I fucken doubt it! It is christmas after all.

For all the you lazy bastards that haven't bought yourself bartending Christmas presents yet check out Adams bitters, great products and fast delivery.  The cocktail kingdom have some cool shit on there website contact them Jeff Mason on twitter!

Deano from Monkey Shoulder still hasn't sent me a bottle of his lovely product.... LAZY :p You should still pick your self up a bottle ;)

Im getting super bored with shameless Facebook self promotion and if I see another post about Max La Rocco doing a seminar in "City Sky bar" im going to go mental... One was enough and I do love his posts on "listen to the ice" anyways take care have a merry xmas, try not to kill your customers and have a happy new year.

Resurrection

Ok ok, I know you havnt had enough gorilla in your daily diet of interweb bartending bullshit! But hay Alex Katrana or as he is known to president Obama as agent "A.K" saved the world from terrorism. Thanks Alex we love you! Anyways to all my five fans out there I have been working hard on some different projects of late... Not very good projects but anything to keep the money rolling in. While I have been away big talking, Iamdoingeveryseminaratmanhattancocktailweek Philp Duff has taken up the mantel of taking the piss outa the bartending community with an animated video! Anyways I won't be continuing animations anymore but will be slowly re-launching the blog! Expect my no nonsense straight talking downright offensive at times gorilla style...
Much love and respect the Gorilla!

Sorry im not in at the moment

Life has called me away unexpectedly from making my soap box and doing interviews.... I will be back on air shortly when I can get more time...

Cheers GB

Soap box "cold war" special

Hello from the home of the guerrilla bartender, today’s soap box  is a called the "cold war" special, why because operation who gives a shit sounded very unfriendly and could be used to describe all my soap box episodes ;) On today’s show we set our main man Alex Kratena a very special diplomatic task. We would also like to say a very warm and heart felt thanks to Stephan Berg for taking part in our first guerrilla bartending interview. On this special edition we try to understand our Russian bartending brothers and sisters... And we wonder what has Joerg Meyer got to do with any of this?

Bitter Later than never!

Wow and hello everyone, I finally have my first interview with one of the nicest guys in the bartending industry. Mr Stephan Berg. Stephan and his buisness partner Alexander Hauck are the brains behind The Bitter Truth company. They make a range of products from Bitters to Elixir's... I hope you enjoy it, because it was a pain in the arse to aninmate and has taken me way longer than expected... If you would like to be interviewed or you like to here the sound of your own voice.... Er well computer voice contact me guerrillabartending@gmail.com

Thanks for watching

GB

Soap box episode 6

Welcome to the episode six of the "Soap Box", the soap box is a news round up for the online bartending community, product reviews, recipes, event information and general piss take of the bartending industry... We welcome everyone back from the nightmare that is bartending at xmas. In this weeks episode we feature Dan Priseman, as he does a stint behind the Jub Jub bar, Joey Medrington reaches out to Bacardi. Diageo prepares for their white spirit forums and the Redcoats go head to head with the Jacobites...

The Soap Box Convict special

Welcome to the Convict special of the "Soap Box", the soap box is a news round up for the online bartending community, and general piss take of the bartending industry. The convict special is a quick xmas update from the land down under. We take a peek at the immigration problem that Melbourne bartenders are facing. We say goodbye to Adi Ruiz as he heads of to Sing-a-bore. Suntory take on "The Edge" and we question Chris "oh my god I look like the guy from the Foo Fighters" ability to write an article.

This episode is dedicated to Jimmy Dub Whittington...

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