Monday 28 November 2011

If XMAS bitches

OK I know, I know I promised more posts and no more animations. Well I kept one of those promises. Yip you guessed it I haven't done an animation in ages! OK so we are heading into to the final and most hated month of the bartending calendar. Xmas is here roll on February so we can take it easy, talk to our beloved customers and I do love every single one of them except that "twat" who sits at my bar and orders "French Martini's" grow some balls nut sack. Oh and the guy who told me he was a cosmopolitan connoisseur. Really? I mean your a grown man that's like saying your a connoisseur of shit, not very impressive, anyway I love everyone with equal measures of love and disdain.

I haven't heard from Alex Katrana lately but I'm sure he is of fighting evil in some far away lands. Or he just could be working down at the Artisan. So pop in and buy a drink to keep him in a life that he is accustomed to if you mention guerrillabartending, you might receive a discount but I fucken doubt it! It is christmas after all.

For all the you lazy bastards that haven't bought yourself bartending Christmas presents yet check out Adams bitters, great products and fast delivery.  The cocktail kingdom have some cool shit on there website contact them Jeff Mason on twitter!

Deano from Monkey Shoulder still hasn't sent me a bottle of his lovely product.... LAZY :p You should still pick your self up a bottle ;)

Im getting super bored with shameless Facebook self promotion and if I see another post about Max La Rocco doing a seminar in "City Sky bar" im going to go mental... One was enough and I do love his posts on "listen to the ice" anyways take care have a merry xmas, try not to kill your customers and have a happy new year.